Contact Contact me by completing the form below. Name: Please enter at least 2 characters Email: Please enter a valid email Subject: Please enter at least 2 characters Enter this number - 280 - to prove you're human: Please enter the correct number Message: Please enter at least 10 characters GDPR - Check this if you basically understand GDPR stuff and that I'm just a geezer standing in front of some rando on the internet telling them that, no, I won't sell their details to the dark web but who knows what fucker may hack into my computer/cloud/brain and steal shit. I recognise that if I send my PIN/NI/Passwords to random websites then I get what I deserve. Whatever. Submit